Leon You Have to Continue the Redfield Bloodline

Scary Game Protagonists visit the Smashers

Yuri: Umm, excuse me, Master Hand?

Master Hand: Ah, Yuri! How was the Horror Protagonist Meetup?

Yuri: Oh, it was great! Lots of stories about unbridled horrors, mental trauma, some of them are coming here, and the cake was amazing!

Master Hand: ...What was that?

Yuri: The cake was amazing.

Master Hand: What did you say about them coming here?!

Yuri: Hey, some of these people are really traumatized, and I think spending some time in a more friendly environment would be good for them!

Master Hand: "FRIENDLY environment?!" Have you met the people here?! This place is already a boiling pot of issues!

Yuri: It worked for me, that's all I'm saying.

Master Hand: (groans) Fine, but if they bring any of their monsters with them, I'm kicking them back to the nightmare world they came from.

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(meanwhile, Meggy is laying on a couch in a therapist's office, Dr. Maruki taking notes)

Meggy: And that's why I think my competitiveness dates back to my childhood...

Dr. Maruki: Interesting... (before he can elaborate, they're interrupted by a knock at the door) Hmm? Who's there? I'm in the middle of a session.

(the door creaks open. Meekly peeking into the opening is a tall, blonde-haired man in a green army jacket. He looks back and forth at Meggy and Dr. Maruki with a confused expression)

???: Uhh... I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong day. I thought I was supposed to have a session at this time.

Dr. Maruki: (flipping through his notebook) Ah, yes, Mr. Sunderland. Yes, you're scheduled for this time tomorrow.

James: Oh... sorry, I always get the dates wrong on these things.

Dr. Maruki: It says here you're booked for couple's therapy. Will your spouse be joining us?

James: Uh... no, that's a mistake. My wife's deceased.

Dr. Maruki: Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be sure to have that changed before your appointment tomorrow.

James: Okay. Sorry to interrupt. (he glances at Meggy briefly before shutting the door)

Dr. Maruki: Well, that was interesting. Now, where were we? (Meggy is now sitting up on the couch, eyeing the spot where James was suspiciously) Is there a problem?

Meggy: There's something off about that guy, Doc...

Dr. Maruki: There's "something off" about all my patients, Meggy. That's why they're getting therapy.

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(meanwhile, Snake is peacefully enjoying a beer in the Mansion's lounge when he's interrupted by a deep voice coming from behind him)

???: Holy shit, I thought you were dead.

(Snake turns and sees a gigantic, muscular man in a black trenchcoat. He grins and stands up to greet the man)

Snake: As I live and breathe, Chris Redfield. You look like hell.

Chris: Hey, you try fighting through a village of zombie werewolves some time. Besides, I still look better than you did in your last game, Old Snake.

Snake: Yeah, well, turns out multiverse time-screwery does wonders for an old man. You should try it some time. Or is the boulder-punching enough exercise for you?

(they both sit down at Snake's table)

Chris: God, I'm never gonna escape that meme, aren't I?

Snake: Hey, speaking of memes, the kids around here have been showing me some weird ones about you. Something called... "Chrisposting"?

Chris: (groans) Goddammit...

Snake: I didn't even think you liked Leon, and yet you're trying to force him to be your brother-in-law?

Chris: Claire's a grown woman, she can go out with whoever she wants, and I have better things to do with my time than violently enforce one specific ship.

Snake: What, like finding you're own ways to "continue the Redfield bloodline"? Or did Jill shoot your ass down?

Chris: (chuckles) Fuck you, David. And Jill and I are doing great.

Snake: …You know, they were making some of those same jokes about Ethan before he... you know. How're you doing with that?

Chris: (sigh) Doing better these days. But every time I look at Rose, I can't help but think about how I could've handled that whole mess better.

Snake: I get it. I used to get the same way looking at Sunny. Still, I think Ethan would appreciate what you're doing.

Chris: I hope so. (he grabs a bottle and holds it up) To Ethan.

Snake: To Ethan.

(they toast, and then proceed to drink their drinks in silence)

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(meanwhile, sitting in a random bar on the other side of town is a reporter in a brown jacket, nervously tapping on a notebook. He appears to be missing some of his fingers)

Miles Upshur: Okay... okay, so you're saying that this whole place here... is just tons and tons of... multiverse video game people?

(the Mii bartender in front of him nods. A voice inside the reporter's head pipes up)

The Walrider: (annoyed) And he's been saying it for hours!

Miles: Alright... so, tell me again... there was this island full of robots, that got blown up. (the Mii bartender nods and crosses his heart in respect) Okay... and there's also a very angry... heroic giant ape.

Mii Bartender: Donkey Kong.

Miles: …a monkey... named "Donkey Kong".

Walrider: Yeah, and you thought "Walrider" was a shit name!

Miles: (under his breath) Yeah, cause it is. (normal volume, to the bartender) Now, tell me again, about these two eldritch ghost things that like fighting each other. Cause I tell you what man, these evil spirits, they don't spend their time fighting each other...

Walrider: Miles! Don't you start!

Miles: ...no, no, no. Cause they don't care about fighting each other, you know what they do like? TEARING PEOPLE APART! That's what they do, alright?

Mii Bartender: ...Buddy, they destroyed the multiverse. Fifteen hundred people lost their bodies, and had to live as spirits for weeks.

Miles: … fifteen... hundred? (the bartender nods, annoyed) That's a lot of people. Maybe... maybe I should go to this... Mansion, talk to these... Smashers.

(he's interrupted when Master Hand appears out of a portal behind him)

Master Hand: Oh, hell no! We have enough eldritch beings running around, you're going home! (he snaps his fingers and disappears)

Miles: What the fuck?

Walrider: What's happening?! (Miles starts slowly vanishing) NO! No, we just got here! NOT AGAIN! (Miles vanishes entirely)

Mii Bartender: …Jackass didn't even pay the bill.

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Hi! I'm new to the RE fandom, and don't really know anybody, so I hope you can answer! What is the matter with this whole continuing Redfield bloodline with Leon? Seems to be a rather well known meme, but all I really see are references

Tbh I don't really know what prompted that either. All I know is that the 'joke' is disgusting and vile. I don't understand how anyone can find it funny or even slightly amusing.

This 'joke' typically involves Chris, Claire, Leon, and Ada. Sometimes Jill gets thrown into the mix as well, but it's mainly those four. People who really care about both or either of the Redfields generally despise the 'joke' as it is obviously degrading for both of them. It reduces Chris into a maniacal buffoon and Claire into a pathetic sad woman, both yearning for Leon to "breed" her (Seriously, WTF?), with Leon constantly turning down the advances because he's in love with Ada in this so-called 'joke'.

The one who's not harmed by it is probably Leon (with the extension of Ada?), as the 'joke' portrays him as a desirable man chased and yearned by the Redfields, with the power to constantly turn them down and throw them (especially Chris) insults.

Even the 'boulder' jokes have at least some canon 'source', but there's literally no canon material that supports this one. So I'm geniunely baffled on how some people came up with this awful 'joke' in the first place. I mean, where in the 25-year history of the franchise has Chris ever so much as implied that he wants Leon to fcuk his sister? His baby sister that he himself raised and cared for dearly since their parents passed away.

In this 'joke', Chris practically begs for Leon to breed his sister, like Claire has no choice at all. Now you see how insulting it is to the Redfield siblings dynamic too, right?

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Wesker eyes Leon for a few long moments, his features showing no emotion. Suddenly though he turns on his heel and scoffs, "Redfield is truly desperate if he's looking to continue the bloodline with you."

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     HE'S GOING TO contemplate on this for a moment. Try to put the pieces together. It's an insult, sure, but an insult from... who exactly ? Ah - there's his quip back. Clearly this asshole thinks he's so self important to decide things for the Redfields who are more than capable on their own. Leon crosses his arms against his chest, flippantly flicking his head, letting his hair move away from his eyes.       " I'm sorry - who were you again ? Seem to have missed the briefing on who you were and why I care. Guess you're not that important - seeing I never got one. "

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What are Redfield bloodline jokes? I'm out of the loop

Consider yourself lucky for not knowing. Please, continue to live in blissful ignorance

If you really have to know, here

Basically these jokes that probably came from Reddit where Chris is obsessed with him or Claire continuing their family bloodline, so he's either obsessing over Jill to bang, or, more often, he's harassing Leon to sleep with Claire. Sometimes Claire is telling Jill to sleep with Chris, but it's usually Chris harassing Leon. Also it always has to dunk on Ada, since she's Leon's canon love interest, which totally never ends up being sexist or racist in any way. It makes no sense, there's nothing in the game that suggests this kind of characterization, it's always creepy, usually misogynistic and often sexual harassment, and the whole thing is just. Fucking gross and not funny.

And if you're choosing to read this, I'm really dragging you into hell with me. Here's some examples:

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Chris: "Jill I don't think Leon is in this world."

Jill: "I keep telling you Leon isn't in Fortnite he's in Monster Hunter World and it's okay he's with Claire."

Chris: "I still need to be there to sure he fucks her good and continues the Redfield bloodline."

Chris when Leon is having fun hunting giant monsters instead of fucking Claire:

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Oh god I know its been an age and a half since I posted a story, BUT I finally finished my Alcina & Sherry fic!  I don't think its quite up to par with what I originally wanted but I'm satisfied with what came out.  I hope you enjoy!

The first thing Sherry Birkin encounters when she enters the Blue Umbrella lounge room is the tallest woman she has ever seen.  She unconsciously let out a small wow alerting the woman to her presence.

Alcina turned in her chair to see the new arrival, "Oh hello, you must be one of the United States agents we have been called to meet." She says removing her reading glasses and setting down her book.

Sherry continues to gape at the woman for a few seconds before realizing she was being spoken to, "Oh, yeah! I'm Sherry Birkin, federal agent for the Division of Security Operations." She says as she walks closer and sticks her hand out for a handshake.

Alcina takes her hand, "A pleasure, I am Lady Alcina Dimitrescu.  I hope you don't mind me remaining seated, the ceilings aren't quite suited for someone my height." She chuckles.  "Please join me." She gestures to the chair across from her.

Sherry takes a seat, "Thank you my Lady.  It's nice to meet you as well."

Alcina waves off her formality smiling, "Oh no, no, please call me Alcina, my dear.  The title is simply a formality for the men wo have no manners, and it sounds much nicer with the castle."

"Ahh…" Sherry says before sitting awkwardly in silence, "So, do you know any of the company gossip?"

Alcina covers a laugh with a cough, "Why no, I don't believe I know much of anything.  Most of the lovely employees here don't enjoy speaking with a 'monster' like me." She rolls her eyes at the thought.

Sherry gasps in shock, "Oh my god, you are missing out!  Okay, so did you hear that Claire Redfield and Jill Valentine are totally a thing now?" She gushes with a wide smile at the chance to gossip with someone.

Alcina feigns belief at the rumor, "Truly! I had no idea; they don't seem like the type."

Sherry nods her head, "Oh yeah, I heard they are keeping it on the downlow because Chris is crazy obsessed with Claire 'continuing the Redfield bloodline'."

"Wouldn't he want her to have a relationship with a woman?  She wouldn't be able to 'continue the bloodline' with a man.  It would be his bloodline not hers." Alcina says confused.

Sherry throws her arms up, "That's exactly what I've been saying!  No one seems to care though; they just keep repeating that ridiculous joke." Alcina nods along as Sherry continues to rant and gossip.  "You don't believe anything I'm saying do you?"

"Not a single word, but I didn't want to interrupt as you seemed so passionate about it." She explains as Sherry slightly deflates.

"Damn, what gave me away?" She asks.

Alcina chuckles, "I have met both Ms. Redfield and Agent Valentine, while I doubt they would commit to a relationship to each other, they are both private people.  Neither of them would allow rumors to spread about them, they are far too careful for that, especially Agent Valentine."

Sherry smirks, "They would make a nice couple though."

Alcina laughs, "Yes they would, Agent Valentine would make quite the pair with either of the Redfield siblings. I can only imagine the children they would produce."

"Speaking of relationships, would you happen to have a Lord or Lady of your own?" Sherry asks curious about her new friend.

Alcina's smile falters before recovering, "Sadly it's not quite so easy for someone my size and with my…. affliction to date.  Everyone who is privy to my unique features is out of the question."

Sherry tilts her head curiously, "Why is that? If you don't mind me asking."

"Not at all, simply put, Moreau is a lovely man, but we are not very close.  No disrespect to him, but he is simply not my type either. Donna is lovely as well, though I see her as a close friend only.  She is a touch to young for my tastes and we are possibly too close for a relationship. Finally, Heisenberg, ugh, He is Heisenberg and I refuse to even get near that man.  I would kill myself before subjecting to any sort of intimacy with him and it is very difficult to kill me, I'll have you know" Sherry chuckles at her explanation.

"He can't be that bad." She says knowing the tall woman is exaggerating.

Alcina rolls her eyes, "You clearly haven't met Karl Heisenberg.  He is the most sanctimonious, annoying, unkempt, vile man I have ever met!"  Sherry is struggling to hold back her laughter at Alcina's anger towards this man.  Towards the end of her continued rant, Sherry can't hold back her laughter and breaks. Sherry startles her at first, but the contagious laughter soon infects her as well.  After a couple of minutes of laughter, they both calm down and regain composure.

Alcina delicately wipes a tear from her eye, "Ahh, I haven't laughed that hard in years."  Sherry nods in agreement still recovering from the giggles. "Since you brought it up, I must ask about your previous trysts."  Sherry immediately stops giggling.

"Ugh, it's been uneventful.  I'm only 35 and the only relationship I've had was barely one at all.  His name was Jake, we met during one of my missions, I was supposed to get his blood to stop the C virus.  The whole situation spiraled, and I guess we just spent so much tense time together we just were drawn to each other.  After everything calmed down, we went on a few dates.  I thought he would be nicer outside of a war zone, and he was but not to the degree I was hoping.  He refused to stop with all of his sexist comments and honestly was just kind of a dick a lot of the time.  Without the tension we stopped being drawn together, though we are still friends.  Definitely glad I never slept with him."  Alcina just gapes at her.

"Well now, that was a bit of a rollercoaster.  I wasn't expecting that answer, though if you are still looking, I believe my middle child would be quite the match for you.  She seems very similar to your Jake but much better towards her lovers.  She can be quite passionate about her work, which extends into her relationships." She chuckles, "I may be a bit biased though as she is my daughter."

"Ahh, I appreciate the offer, but I'm not interested dating women." Sherry says a bit awkwardly trying not to offend.

"Oh, I apologize I didn't realize.  Still if you ever discover that you have an interest, you know how to contact me through Agent Redfield." Alcina says checking the time, "It seems our break time is over, now we must attend a nonsense meeting to inflate little men's egos."

Sherry looks at the clock as well feeling disappointed their time is ending, "Wait! Do you have a cellphone? We can exchange numbers to keep in touch without the middleman."  Alcina nods pulling out her modified phone.  "Oh, wow that sure is something." Sherry says noticing the unusually large phone.

Alcina chuckles, "Yes, I cannot use a regular cellular phone, so Agent Redfield had something called a 'tablet' converted into a phone for me to use more comfortably.  My girls had to get me modified accessories for my home computer as well, even if I refuse to use the blasted contraption most of the time."

"I get ya.  Here let me put my number in, then I'll send myself a text, so I have your number too."  Sherry struggles a bit with the large device, but eventually programs her number. Alcina takes back the phone and poses Sherry for a picture.  "What are you doing?" Sherry asks as she is being manipulated.

"My girls say I have to have an image for everyone in my phone, so I am posing you so I can take a photograph." Sherry makes a noise of understanding and strikes a pose for her contact image.  After Alcina takes the image, Sherry pulls out her phone as well.

"Your turn!  If I have to take a photo so do you." She says aiming her camera at the still seated woman.  Alcina poses regally in her chair and Sherry snaps a photo.  "Great! Thanks for this.  Its kinda hard to make friends in this line of work so I want to stay in contact with those I do make."

Alcina finally stands into a hunched position, "I'm glad to be considered a friend.  As you can guess friends are a rarity for me as well." Sherry gives a sympathetic nod.  "Now we really must be going, the boys won't be happy if we are late for this little 'meeting'."

As they make their way to the meeting room, they continue to talk about Alcina's girls, Leon, and many other things before joining their superiors.

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Okay, since we mentioned RE, may i ask for a shitpost? What would be the house reaction to the subject of "Chrisposting"? Also, would mister Redfield try and convince Rean to take Leon place?

I couldn't really give you a fun answer other than "They'd think it's stupid", but after finishing RE8, i CAN answer that second half finally:

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(Chris) "REAN. MY NAME IS CHRIS, AND I HAVE TRAVELLED ACROSS WORLDS BECAUSE YOUR GENES CAN CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE. LEON AND ETHAN ARE LOST TO ME, BUT A NEW PATH IS OPEN!"

(Rean) "S-Sir, who are you?!"

(Kazuma) "Wait? Chris Redfield? Like those Biohazard games?"

(Aigis) "He is from a video game?"

(Chris) "YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME, REAN. IT'S YOUR DESTINY."

(Rean) "I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT-"

(Chris) "FUCK MY SISTER, CLAIRE."

(Rean) "WHAT?!"

(Towa) "OH NO YOU DON'T-"

- Towa pointed her pistol at Chris.

(Towa) "He's mi-I-I MEAN, HE'S NOT YOURS TO TAKE!"

(Kazuma) "Careful Towa, I've seen that guy punch fucking boulders!"

(Aigis) "That is not physically possible...?"

(Chris) "NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A REDFIELD-"

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MEANWHILE IN RESIDENT EVIL 5:

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(Aigis) "...That is the dumbest thing I've heard in my years of operating. Why does that work?"

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Have you ever tried to dive in the Leon (RE) and Dante ship realm... there's a lot of good stuff for those two together, fanart wise 😳

I haven't personally, but every now and then, I see art for it come up on my dash. It seems to be a really popular pairing asdklj.

But if you ask me, Leon is too good for Dante HAHAHA. Leon was the top graduate of Himbo Academy, and has since moved on to being a Tired Old Man with a dash of Gettin' Real Sick Of This Virus Shit, whereas Dante is still sitting at the table with crayons, glue, and copying the answers of his neighbour's work. 🤣🤣

But maybe that's what draws them to one another in the first place. I won't judge. 😌

I also think Leon might have his hands full with Chris. And not even in any sexy way. You know what Chrisposting is right?

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This would be funny to draw but i have this head cannon of leon saying " look i get you want me to continue the Redfield bloodline but the only Redfield i want is you Chris , not your sister."

Drunk leon thinks he is smooth (he js wrong)

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Omegaverse Idea

Chris, an Alpha who wants Leon, an Omega, to continue the Redfield Bloodline, pesters Leon to the point where the agent just goes to the BSAA HQ like "Yeah, can I get one cup of Chris Redfield's sperm please? I have to continue the Redfield Bloodline apparently."

Chris sees Leon pregnant a month later, "LEON! WHAT THE HELL? WHOSE IS THAT?!"

"YOU TOLD ME TO CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE!"

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Leon: How come I've got to continue the Redfield Bloodline when you have Jill? Chris: I've got-Oh, no, Jill-senpai...She'd never...I mean, I don't....Welll, it's a funny thing but you see I- Jill: Hey Chris! How's your schedule? Doing anything interesting this weekend? I'm gonna be free if you wanna hang out *Leon, Ada and Claire smirk like cats that ate the cannary*

JILL-SENPAI

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